rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

gamzeesmiracles:

adamflayman:

IM WATH ICNG THE INCREDIBLES AND DOES NO ONE TALK AOB UT THE PART WHERE THEY CRASH IN THE OCEAN AND TO GE TO  TO LAND THE MOM TURN S INTO A BOAT AND HER KI D HIS KICKI NG IN THE WATER?? ?? ?? SUPER FA ST

WHA T THE FRI CK

gotta go fast

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”